"Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus"

; )

!deliciosamente fudido!

"Give me that sweet sensation of throbbing rationalization

It's just between you and me

Because everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see

I do whatever the Bible tells me to

Except for the parts that I choose to ignore

Because they're unrealistic and inconvenient

But the rest, I live by for sure

So let's not talk about how the good book

Bans shellfish, polyester and divorce

And how it condones slavery and killing gays

Because those parts don't count of course

Let's cherry pick the part about losing my cherry

And ? for ambiguities and omissions

And circumvent any real sacrifice

And still feel pious in my arbitrary parroted positions

And don't you dare question my convictions

And don't look closely at the contradictions

Just focus on the sacrificial crucifixion

And have faith in its complete jurisdiction

It's the only way to measure if you're good or not

And when you're in a debate, just say to have faith

Because when up against logic it's the only card you've got

So close your eyes

Take a deep breath

And

Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus"